Numbers to remember...
In light of the front page story on the latest local edition of the Western Gazette, Carry On Langport is pleased to publish an up-to-date list of police non-emergency numbers for Somerset residents.
Serious Crime - phone Aberdeen Police Station on 01224-676559
Domestic Violence - phone Liverpool Police Station on 0151-223-7878
Household burglary - phone Norfolk Constabulary on 01603-246757
and for benefit fraud and allegations of inbreeding (Bridgwater residents only) - phone Newcastle Police on 0191-676869.
For actual emergencies the public are asked to dial 999 as usual and then have a shower, iron the kids' school uniforms and dig the garden while a squad car drives over from Wincanton.
As reported in the Gazette...Somerton Police Station is expected to close in around 18 months time after its switchboard operator Molly Winterbuttocks - above - announced plans to retire.
