WANTED. All our plastic handheld baskets back. Taken to back seats of their cars by customers during December just after the plastic bag charge introduced. No questions asked, just leave them under the cucumber display at Tesco.
WANTED. A pub in Langport. All enquiries welcome. Contact the town council.
FOR SALE. Several old Langport pub signs including The Black Swan, The White Lion, The Old Custom House and The Dolphin. I also have the gold-plated cockrel weather vane that used to be on the spire at All Saints Hall (and still should be) £15,000 o.n.o Contact me at my holiday home in Barbados. You know who I am.
WANTED. A cheap cork notice board for inside the men's toilets at Langport carpark. Since they installed the new doors there's nowhere to write all the phone numbers.
WANTED. Decent 2nd hand Dyson for The Rose and Crown. (Snuff Club is getting out of control)
WANTED. Has anyone got the instruction manual for the new flood gates on Muchelney Straight? The operators closed them almost 2 days early last week when even cyclists could still get through and ducks could walk across.
FOR SALE. Former headmaster JT Saunders' cane from the late 1970s. Comes with skin fragments and other DNA of several local families including the Stuckeys, the Gilberts, the Walters, the Vigars, the Jewels, the Carpenters and the Bowns. £35 o.n.o
WANTED. Bodyguard and gum shield for the editor of Carry On Langport.
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