Carry On Langport strives to publish all correspondence to its news room. However, we will refuse to print anything containing bad language or which incites violence.
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Dear Editor,
WTF! Just seen the front cover of this week's Langport edition of the Gutz Ache.
Me and my mates will get the little f*@*?!s. Then we'll march the b!*?@!ds round to their own houses and they can vandalise and set fire to their own gardens.
Brainless tw*ts.
Me and my mates will get the little f*@*?!s. Then we'll march the b!*?@!ds round to their own houses and they can vandalise and set fire to their own gardens.
Brainless tw*ts.
See you in church on Sunday.
Yours,
Name and address supplied.
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To whom it may concern,
Could you pass on to your journalist colleagues at The Western Gazette that their new 'promote Clarkes Village businesses for free in the news' campaign is wonderful. This week's report about the Burger Kitchen on page 4 is marvellous!
Best Wishes,
275 other Somerset traders who have to pay for blatant advertising.
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Dear Sir or Madam,
As Managing Directors of the White Star Line company, I wonder if you might be so kind as to advertise our Langport Ferry Service publicity event later this month. It is on November 21st at The Parrett Cafe at 6.30pm.
Many thanks,
Messrs. Harland and Wolff
Liverpool.
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Could I just say how thankful I am that the famous chain of bright white Christmas lights is being extended further down Bow Street this year.
It's very exciting to see the preparations for the big switch-on.
I had a socket fitted earlier this week and my husband's delighted.
We've cancelled our viagra prescription at the surgery.
Many thanks,
Mr and Mrs Newby.
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