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Thursday 5 January 2017

Online dating 'round Langport?



Try Bindr!

Carry On Langport has announced plans to launch its own dating website for farmers in and around Langport and Huish later this year.

'Bindr' will cater for rural folk who don't have a proper belt to keep their trousers up and who like to 'muck out'  before going to bed. It's expected to follow the format of current smart phone dating apps like Grindr, Tindr and Brenda.

"Sounds marvellous" said a local tractor driver as he  'fed the pony' up behind Thorney Lakes, "I wonder if it'll go viral?" he asked.


"Things 'round your way usually do mate" said a Stembridge man as he came the other way in his wife's horsebox.

Bindr is expected to go live sometime in the spring, until then anyone who can't wait is urged to carry on using the 'Farmer Wants a Wife' column in the award-winning Western Gazette (page 35)

We'll bring you more details as they come in.




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