Witches of Eastwick spotted...
Dozens of photographs have landed in Carry On Langport's inbox this morning, which appear to show these four sisters country dancing at Long Sutton Golf Club last night.
Several members of a wedding party ran for cover as 2 of the women attempted a dosey doe at 60 mph, severely injuring a church organist and two bellringers.
In a seperate incident, at least 40 of the guests completely missed the Golf Club turning (and the party) and spent much of the night doing u-turns between Long Load and Long Sutton.
"None of the roadside lights were working, not even the sign out on the embankment" said one confused driver, "you'd think a venue charging for a Saturday night wedding party could afford to change the bleedin' light bulb"
If you found Long Sutton Golf Club last night, please e-mail details to:
switchyourfrigginlightson@gmail.com
BOILERTEC & LANGPORT HARDWARE
Centre of town
Tel: 01458-259451
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