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Saturday 10 June 2017

Chaos at The Crown

 

 ...as Drayton's new pub runs out of chairs...

This was the scene in Drayton last night as the village's new pub's launch night proved so popular - fights broke out over the seating arrangements.

Nicholas Wheller, pictured above trying to park his HGV in a woods, told reporters he'd "never had so much fun" in his life.

"At one point the music stopped and we all made a mad dash for the last remaining chair" said one local, "but my scarf got caught and I was catapulted out onto the beer garden"


 The landlord and landlady, pictured, apologised for their customers' ordeal saying they'd told church magazine 'The Roundabout' it was supposed to be a 'coffee morning'

 "In future, we'll be advertising with the local blog" said their agent  Kenny Rogers (below left) who ended up having to share a table with these four actresses - in Somerset to film the English remake of US hit sitcom The Golden Girls


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