...as Drayton's new pub runs out of chairs...
This was the scene in Drayton last night as the village's new pub's launch night proved so popular - fights broke out over the seating arrangements.
Nicholas Wheller, pictured above trying to park his HGV in a woods, told reporters he'd "never had so much fun" in his life.
"At one point the music stopped and we all made a mad dash for the last remaining chair" said one local, "but my scarf got caught and I was catapulted out onto the beer garden"
The landlord and landlady, pictured, apologised for their customers' ordeal saying they'd told church magazine 'The Roundabout' it was supposed to be a 'coffee morning'
"In future, we'll be advertising with the local blog" said their agent Kenny Rogers (below left) who ended up having to share a table with these four actresses - in Somerset to film the English remake of US hit sitcom The Golden Girls
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