...a real public information board!
But don't get your hopes up, this image of Langport's all-new digital information screen has been 'photo-shopped'.
Here at Carry On Langport we thought we'd do our own version as what goes out on the real thing day by day is about as useful as a chocolate fireguard.
To whoever's programming it, try a microsoft-style slide show of images of fliers and adverts etc.
Then it might grab people's attention and be worth crossing the square for.
Just a thought!
Many thanks,
Victor Meldrew
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