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Sunday, 27 October 2024

SUNDAY BULLETIN:


All Change at Sky News



Sky News has unveiled its new look 'winter news team'

In a bid to cheer up viewers during the darker months, bulletins will be coming from this studio in Bali.

Presenters will be Christine Cagney and Marybeth Lacey.

Their agent Benny Hill told Carry On Langport they go on air a week tomorrow.

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Housing News

Over 250 people, looking to rent in Langport, have reportedly applied to work for the local abattoir this month.

It's now the only way you can get a room, house or flat in the town.

Halula Properties , which has one of its 'party houses' here in Langport [pictured], says it's "holding out" despite allegedly being approached by Paddy Power and his mates a number of times.

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Some news just in, we've just heard:

The Langport & District 2024 Autumn Fly Tipping prize this year has been awarded to....



The person/people who did this.

10 out of 10!

Don't worry, the manageress teleported in to the shop that morning, she didn't need to use the door. 

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In other news: 

Nice lie-in was it?


 

Putting the clock's going back last night aside for a moment, for many working folk Sundays are the only mornings of the week when you can sleep a little longer without the dreaded alarm clock telling you it's time to get up.

Not so in Langport this morning, where 3 leaf blowers sprung in to action in the town centre at 6:30am. 

SIX BLEEDIN' THIRTY!

 Thanks for that Somerset Council.

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And Finally


 

Many thanks to these four people who came to speak about and answer questions on the future of Langport Town and Huish Episcopi Parish councils last week.

Our very own version of Question Time took place in the Langport Arms Hotel ballroom on Tuesday evening.

Cheers, applause, the odd boo and even some laughter came from the audience of around 70/80 people.

Still a long way to go but an interesting evening and thanks again to Julia Gadd, Sean Dromgoole, Ryan O'Malley and John Wood.....

 


....and staff at the Arms [pictured]

 

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That's your Sunday bulletin done and dusted folks.

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