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A selection of letters (mainly e-mails) to the Editor.

We strive to publish all correspondence with Carry On Langport but will refuse to print anything abusive or threatening.

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Dear Sir,

Mention my pub again and I will come and shove that town clock you are so fond of where the sun hasn't shined since the Langport Arms first went on the market.

Yours,

 (Name and address supplied)

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Dear Carry On Langport,

Can I offer your blog any 'political favours' in return for tickets to the Tesco staff training 'sessions' on Sunday evenings , which I believe you have access to?

Many thanks,

David Warburton MP

PS - hope everyone's happy with the bread.

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Dear Editor,

I have been trying to get out of Wagg Drove since 2009. If any of your readers can help please put them in touch with me.

Regards,

(Name and address supplied)

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Dear Sir or Madam,

Could your blog possibly mention Drayton more often? We know our only function in Somerset is to separate Langport and Curry Rivel but nothing ever happens here and we are feeling rather left out.

Yours,

(Name and address supplied)

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Dear Editor,

We know who you are and what you did last summer.

Regards,

(Names and addresses supplied)

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 Dear Carry On Langport,

Please help - I have been stuck in the stationery cupboard at Langport Surgery since Saturday morning. I only came here to steal a few envelopes but the door slammed shut and I can't get out.

Please be quick.

Vera Botting.

PS - Just found a bottle of morphine so I think I'll be alright til Monday morning.

PPS - Bugger, it's not morphine it's Tippex and I've just drunk it. Please hurry

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Dear Sir,

A thousand thanks for making us the highest-selling cucumber outlet in the country and for funding the renovation of our side door.

Many thanks,

All at Tesco.

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Dear Sir,

I left my underwear in the Hanging Chapel hot tub last Sunday. Sorry about that.

All the best,

Dirty Gerty from Number 30.

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Dear Editor,

I'll get you, you bugger.

Sincerely yours,

Hattie Jacques.  

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