'Blue movie' shock at Langport Surgery.
Langport Surgery has issued an official apology after 'someone' accidentally clicked on the wrong icon on a computer and transferred a pornographic movie to the large screens in the waiting room.
There were gasps of horror from some of the dozen people who saw it, somebody even started clapping and several North Street residents who weren't even ill turned up to watch it.
"I've never seen anything like it" said Marjorie Saddleplank, who was there to have a piece of Pitney Woods removed from her buttocks.
"Me neither" said Cath Pibsbury, who'd popped in to have her sluice gates cleared, "I didn't know you could do that with marmite and a dish cloth...I usually use Swarfega."
But not everyone was angered by the blunder. Doctor Balai said he was "delighted" about the fact that one of his patients who'd just passed away in the waiting room came back to life when he heard the film's soundtrack. Somerton Town Football Club's goal keeper was also said to be "over the moon" with what he'd seen and asked staff on the Dispensary to cancel his Viagra order.
But not everyone was angered by the blunder. Doctor Balai said he was "delighted" about the fact that one of his patients who'd just passed away in the waiting room came back to life when he heard the film's soundtrack. Somerton Town Football Club's goal keeper was also said to be "over the moon" with what he'd seen and asked staff on the Dispensary to cancel his Viagra order.
An internal inquiry's been launched and a surgery spokesman said anybody who missed the broadcast can catch up on the NHSi-player by entering 'Banging Chapel' in the search box.
One of the few who didn't see the offensive material at Langport Surgery was Doctor Talk (above) who says he was "too busy" in his consultation room on his SatNav looking for Burrow Mump and Brent Knoll.
