So who was it?
A crown court jury has this week cleared a Langport man of syphoning off electricity and gas from a local children's charity to run the pub he once managed.
After hearing detailed evidence and testimony, the 12 men and women at Taunton decided that Michael Gomez had nothing to do with the fact that BIBIC was powering The Kelways Inn, most of Langport, Huish, Wearne, Ilminster traffic lights and a dodgy nightclub near Croydon.
It begs the question, 'so who was it then?'
We will leave that to the experts. In the meantime, Carry On Langport is happy to report that Mr Gomez, spotted dancing on the roof of the Hanging Chapel last night with BOTH trouser legs rolled up, has been completely cleared by a crown court jury.
We asked the Kelways Inn for its response to the verdict, but the pub was too busy answering letters of complaint about the noise last night from residents in Trowbridge, Shepton Mallet, Sparkford and Fuengirola.
There are no further details at present.
