North Street residents google drug dealers...
Drug dealers across South Somerset say "business is booming" in Langport's North Street as residents try anything they can get their hands on to get some sleep as they become increasingly "exasperated" with the alleged all-night noise from the Tesco delivery yard.
Lorries with beeping reversing alerts, forklifts crashing around and general shouting keep people in nearby houses awake - they claim - from 2am several nights a week.
"Anything to get some bleedin' sleep" said one man.
"Our lab technicians are working flat-out on a new type of double triple glazing for these poor people but it's not quite ready yet..." said Justin Davies at Langport Glass and Glazing, "...my bloody brother spent all our research money on that car."
"It's nothing to do with the Sunday night orgies in the staff canteen either" said a North Street woman, "we love those...it's the night-time deliveries that do our heads in"
"What about taking the valium at the orgies?!" asked Mr Davies.
"Or giving it to the delivery drivers?" said his brother.
"Or giving it to the delivery drivers?" said his brother.
For legal reasons we cannot proceed with this story.
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