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Monday 27 February 2017

This time last year....



 At Pitney....

Exactly 12 months after two male strippers danced into a passer-by at Pitney Village Hall, catapulting her into a bowl of coleslaw at the buffet, footage of the incident has finally been made public.

The pair, who spent 3 months on-the-run at Brokeback Mountain after the attack, were later caught and identified as Nicholas Wheller and Christopher Smolden.

Both are currently serving jail terms for country dancing without a licence but Smolden was released on compassionate leave last night to celebrate his 70th birthday this week.

- as for the victim (who can't be named)...despite having to spend 3 hours under the surgeon's knife to have a plate of chicken drumsticks removed, her life has been turned around following the publicity surrounding her ordeal.


Her homemade coleslaw is now on every supermarket shelf in the country and the 55 year-old recently launched her own reality TV show 'I'm a celebrity - get him off of me'

Several meetings with our lawyers mean that Carry On Langport can finally publish and broadcast footage of the fateful night - 12 months ago. 

The film is short and the quality isn't great but we believe our readers will still be able to fully appreciate 'the gravity' of the situation...as Mrs Winterburn did.



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