Carry
On Langport strives to publish all correspondence to its news room.
However, we will refuse to print anything containing bad language or
which incites violence.
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Dear Sir,
You nosey little @!*?*!!
Print anything about ground rent and housing development at our sports club again and we'll come and knock your teeth out.
Yours,
Somerton Town Council
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To the Editor,
I was intrigued to read your report about Somerton sports club the other day entitled Remember Chapelgate?
Fascinating. If you intend to do a follow up story...please get in touch. There's plenty more where that came from, you don't know the half of it.
Many thanks.
Name and address provided.
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Dear Sir or Madam,
A man touched my hand in the 1960s and may have even bought me a drink. I think it happened at the White Lion but it may have been the Wayside Cafe. Or was it outside VG?
Anyway...can we have a full public inquiry please, such inappropriate behaviour is disgusting.
Yours,
From about 450 women over the age of 70 in the Langport area.
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Editor,
Has the paint dried in the new function room at the Black Swan yet?
Many thanks,
Middle Street Dry Cleaners, Yeovil
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Dear Carry On Langport,
What marvellous firework displays we attended last weekend at Pitney and Kingsbury - and how delightful not to be ripped off at the gate.
Realistic family-friendly prices. Brilliant.
We've already started saving for Aller 2018.
Yours,
John and Olivia Walton
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Dear Sir,
We are delighted to announce that our much-anticipated Christmas advert, featuring a snow-covered car park, will be aired on ITV tonight just after 8.15pm.
Please notify your readers.
Yours,
Management at a local pub.
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THIS SUNDAY
Remembrance Parade and silence to honour those who gave their lives for this country in war.
At the memorial on St Mary's Church corner, Huish Episcopi.
Get there for about 10.45am
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In the centre of Langport...
BOILERTEC & LANGPORT HARDWARE
Tel: 01458-259451
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HAIR & BEAUTY LODGE
Pop in and take a look - we do waxing, nails, tanning & tinting too.
North Street - Langport
Open from 9.30am Monday-Friday.
Tel: 01458-897077
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