Carry On Langport!: Who's renting bank?

Would you like a missile with that Sir?

A row's broken out over who exactly's moving into the old NatWest Bank premises in the centre of Langport.

Earlier this week it was revealed that the new owner, an Isle Abbotts-based businessman, would be leasing the historic premises out to a Tattoo & Massage Parlour.

But in an angry exchange at the United Nations last night, it emerged an agreement had previously been reached to turn it into the North Korean Embassy.

"I was looking forward to that", said a disappointed Town Clerk, "we would've had inter-continental missiles on the roof aimed at both Somerton and Curry Rivel"

Marvellous.

Carry On Langpport asked the bank building's new owner for an interview to see if he could clear up the confusion but he was too busy showing Kim Jong-Un around RNAS Merryfield near Fivehead.

There are no further details.

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