Opening date change?
Looks like the opening date for The Black Swan may have been put off for a bit. It was this Saturday but sources (Cranberry, HP, Mint) suggest it may have to change because decorating's still having to be finished off.
(what a ridiculous reason not to open a pub....have you seen Eli's?)
So hold your horses and get yourself a plan B for Saturday night...sounds like the town council may be having its annual naked twister game on Cocklemoor at half past ten....check that out.
The Town Clerk says anyone's free to join in but bring your council tax bills.
Pictured: The new landlord and landlady of The Black Swan who say the decorating "isn't quite finished yet"