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Monday, 29 October 2018

Firework night...



...my money's on Pitney.

As we head into Guy Fawkes' night weekend, a handful of local fireworks displays are taking place...and my money's on Pitney.

If last year's is anything to go by it wins hands down: just £4 per adult on the gate and impressive continuous aerial fireworks which lasted at least half an hour.

Last year's Pitney display which left several dead in Cardiff

The gates at Middlefield Road - that's the place we all used to party in the 90s with Andrew, Martin and Tim when Jess and Jill were away - open at 6.30pm, the fire's lit at 7 and the display begins half an hour after that.

There's a bar, BBQ and free parking on the land next to the bonfire field.

Enjoy folks.


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Sunday, 28 October 2018

Clocks go back...



...except this one.

The clocks went back in the early hours of this morning, but this one's still missing.

The discovery that the supporting beam was rotted out late in the summer means the project's been put back....and far more than an hour.

Might not even be back in time for Christmas folks, can anyone think of something festive we can stick up there in the meantime?

Log in again soon for more local news and events including groundbreaking news from Long Sutton Golf Club, the yearly appeal to come help put up Langport's Christmas lights and a leaked 'where to pick' memo is acccidentally e-mailed from Wagg Drove (we're not even sure what it means).

Stay tuned.

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Wednesday, 24 October 2018

Off to pastures new...



 Town Clerk heads off to new job in Bridgwater.

David Mears works his last day as Langport Town Clerk today (Thurs) before he starts work as Clerk for Bridgwater Town Council.

Mr Mears joined the Langport team in 2014 and has helped take the town through some turbulent times.

They include the aftermath of the row over the management of the Ridgway Hall - 3 councillors resigned over it just before he arrived - and then, last summer, the resignation of a further 7 councillors over a confidentiality breach which saw current leader Val Saunders go public over a secret vote on the future of the Hanging Chapel.

But Mr Mears, pictured top wearing his new Bridgwater uniform, told Carry On Langport he was "ready for anything".

Good luck David!

His replacement is Deborah Speed who hails from the Ilminster area where her previous position was as vice-Clerk to the town.

In true Carry On Langport style, we have already found an 'official' photograph for Ms Speed.


 ...which won't mean much to the under 40s but there ya go, something on the blog for everyone eh.

We wish you well Doris Deborah and hope David's handover note wasn't too frightening...just don't mention Huish Episcopi in the same breath as the word "merger" and you might make the 2020s.

That's it for this evening - more later in the week.

Blog readership/views over the last 4 weeks (from Google Statistics) as of Weds evening is:

13, 217

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Saturday, 20 October 2018

Police raid in Crewkerne...



 River Parrett charity trophy seized.

The offices of the River Parrett Trail Relay Race were raided yesterday in Crewkerne.

Reports are still coming in but it's believed they seized this - pictured above - the trophy the charity hands out each year to the competition winners.

There are no further details except to say that Avon and Somerset Police spokeswoman Anne Summers said she'd be keeping the evidence until it had been "thoroughly examined".


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Friday, 19 October 2018

Get down to Langport Tesco - quick!


 
...and buy yourself a little piece of history.

Kleenex has this week announced it's to rename its brand of 'Mansize' tissues after complaints from gender equality campaigners.

The company, which has called them this way for 60 years, will now rebrand them as extra large.

Thank goodness for that, I was fed up with all the demonstrators outside any store that sold them.

Forget unequal pay for women, domestic abuse of women, masogeny in the workplace and outright sexism...this is what really matters folks.

There are also unconfirmed reports today that Travis Perkins is to rebrand manhole covers after a bomb threat at the Langport branch last night.

That's it from Carry On Langport today, tune in again soon for the launch of our brand new soap opera 'The Snowflake Generation'. Episode one 'How to be offended by everything' goes out tomorrow night.


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Saturday, 13 October 2018

Public meeting in Langport: full report



The good, the bad and the 'grumpy' turn out at Ridgway Hall.

Langport held a town assembly today (Sat) to hear a council presentation on the financial state of the Town Trust - the charity which looks after and runs properties such as the Hanging Chapel, the Town Hall and the Ridgway Hall.

It was fairly well attended with at least 30 local hoodlums in the audience...and that's before the Freemasons turned up.

By the time town council leader Val 'Confidentiality' Saunders got to her feet to kick off proceedings, there were enough of 'the usual suspects' in the room to start auditioning for the remake of Carry On Screaming.

In fact, when the seats were all taken the door had to be locked shut, angering Moorpark Road residents who'd turned up late:

Moorpark Road residents earlier today.

The presentation, which was also a question and answer session, was highly informative and, at points, entertaining as different factions fought it out.

So what happened? Lots - the most prominent item appeared to be that the town trust is to be 'legally separated' from the town council in the sense that not all Langport town councillors would automatically be on the trust - outside individuals would be brought on board too.

The trust would also have a separate adminstrator, at the moment it's the town clerk with a different hat on who is the admin' officer.

These changes, councillor Saunders and the clerk assured us, would make it far easier to bring in other changes which would in turn lead to the trust's finances being a lot healthier in that it would be easier to raise money and help the trust pay for itself (and indeed pay for things like town hall and chapel repairs)

 Other issues were raised too, some relevant and some not so. At one point a Freemason quite firmly told Carry On Langport's Editor that "there is not a hot tub upstairs in the Hanging Chapel"

Upstairs in the Hanging Chapel Friday night

The event lasted 2 hours (the meeting not the hot tub session) with constant groans from behind me of "can we please move on" from councillor Jenkinson - who asked not to be named - who hadn't had any lunch yet and whose stomach could clearly be heard by a customer standing inside a wardrobe over the road at Langport Reclamation.

But you've got to hand it to our current town council, whether you agree with what they do or not, at least they're bringing the public in on things with events like town assemblies and forums. Whether or not they listen to us is another matter!

If this report isn't enough for you, we are sure a full write-up of today's meeting will be in the next copy of Levelling Langport magazine...even though its editor was nowhere to be seen.

Tut tut Mr Lee.


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Friday, 12 October 2018

Is that what I think it is?


 
CENSORED

Before we were able to complete this story our solicitor advised us not to reveal the location of the 'mystery crop' for legal reasons.

But thousands of them are popping up apparently. Anyone know what they are?



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TOWN ASSEMBLY TOMORROW - ALL WELCOME!

Langport Town Trust's finances are still in dire straits and the trustees (town councillors) need to speak to locals/voters about it.

You may remember it was a black hole in the finances that lead to 'chapelgate' last summer and the subsequent resignation of a number of councillors.

The public meeting, also a question and answer session, is TOMORROW (Sat) at 1.30pm at the Ridgway Hall - that's the youth club building just off Bow Street.

It doesn't sound good folks - get down there, look at the options and have your say!

We believe, because it's lunchtime, a small refreshments menu will be available including Freemason Fritters and Confidentiality Cakes.

No mushrooms though.

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Thursday, 11 October 2018

Dear Somerton Town Council...



Where are this lot gonna get their fuel and do their supermarket shopping?

LANGPORT

 As the west edge of Somerton becomes one huge building site for the hundreds of homes proposed for the town, it's suddenly dawning on many of us that it's Langport the new occupants will be heading for.

Shires Garage is the nearest filling station for miles and Tesco the nearest supermarket.

Has anyone thought of this on our local councils?

If you think traffic on a week day morning's bad around Langport and Huish at the moment, forget the 80 homes going up opposite the Kelways Inn - wait til' Somerton's new housing kicks in and they all start looking for petrol, diesel and groceries.

That's when the shit's gonna hit the fan folks.

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SATURDAY - TOWN ASSEMBLY - ALL WELCOME!

Langport Town Trust's finances are still in dire straits and the trustees (town councillors) need to speak to locals/voters about it.

You may remember it was a black hole in the finances that lead to 'chapelgate' last summer and the subsequent resignation of a number of councillors.

The public meeting, also a question and answer session, is this Saturday at 1.30pm at the Ridgway Hall - that's the youth club building just off Bow Street.

It doesn't sound good folks - get down there, look at the options and have your say!

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Why not take advantage of your local blog's readership by advertising here.

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Monday, 8 October 2018

From Our Readers...



A sample of Emails and Facebook messages from readers.

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Dear Sir or Madam,

When the town clock was inspected earlier in the year prior to its removal and restoration, didn't anyone think to check the beam that holds the whole thing up?
The discovery that it's rotted out will now add unexpected expense and delays to the work. Who did the inspections? Frank Spencer? My father says it's the same person who did an internal insurance inspection of Eli's after its flood some years ago and failed to notice that there wasn't a bar.
Yep, that'll be him.

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 Dear Blogger, 

Over the summer it was good to see the Langport Area Business Group asking people what they like/dislike about the centre of Langport and its businesses etc, I know quite a few people who filled in the online survey.
Pity the town council and river project supporters couldn't have done something similar before holding a public meeting to show us a list of things they'd come up with and then asking us to write letters of support for the plans.

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Dear Carry On man, 

I don't know who she was but could I heap praise upon the lady I saw put her dog's poop bag in one of the official bins down on the moor the other day...unlike the other 8 dog-owners that day who left theirs on the side of the footpath in the grass wrapped in plastic for future generations to enjoy.
Well done Madame!

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To the Editor,

I think one of your town councillors at Langport decked my boyfriend at a music festival this summer, could you send me his contact details? I'd like to congratulate him...and ask his girlfriend where she learnt that 'adams apple throttle' technique...I've been trying to get him like that for years.

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 Dear Sir,

I've heard a rumour (welcome to Langport) that someone on the new committee at the Sports and Social Club has described attendance in recent months as poor and that the former chairman was "too friendly" with locals.
The club I've been to on live music nights all this year when it's been packed on the dance floor and 3-thick at the bar must've been some sort of parallel universe then.
- and as for being too friendly with the punters...this is rural Somerset my dear committee, not East Croydon.
I'm sure someone's just got their wires crossed and that the 'new broom' will do a splendid job!

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and finally - just one of several messages on the same subject:

Dear Blogger,

Could you pass on my regards to the police and tell them I hope they all enjoyed their time off last week in the South Somerset area.

I had a great time too, managed to poison the wife on Tuesday and strangle her mother Thursday...marvellous.

When are they going away next?

Name supplied.
 

Apologies to readers whose correspondence we didn't get around to publishing...including the captain of the Duchess of Cocklemoor who needs help counting his blue tokens and a former town councillor up near Shire's Garage who wants local busy bodies to read up on planning law instead of stirring up trouble over the position of her garden shed.

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Sunday, 7 October 2018

A Complaint:



 ...as distasteful advertising appears on local blog.

Carry On Langport has been forced to apologise after a Drayton man spotted a "questionable" advert (pictured) on the website while reading a story last week on his smart phone.

Adverts are automatically placed in between blog posts by Google, the blogger himself has no control over their content. Google uses algorithms to decide the nature of the ad, which is often affected by what websites the individual reader has been looking at recently.

But Tim Gray, who's asked not to be named, isn't impressed.

"It's a disgrace - I rarely use the internet" he snapped, "and when I do it's to look at pictures of old steam engines and tractors"

I think you've just answered your own complaint Tim. Thanks for getting in touch.

There are no further details.


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Road accident outside Huish Episcopi...


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Saturday, 6 October 2018

While we're on the subject of planning...



Cocklemoor:

The town council's put in for a grant-funded boardwalk stretching from Cocklemoor to Black Bridge plus floating pontoons on the river.


Click on the link above for further details and then click on the 'comments' tab to leave feedback with South Somerset District Council which reads all correspondence before taking any decision.

Have your say now folks - no use moaning about it later!

(remember what happened to the beech hedge)


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 Look who's reading this morning...

A quick screen shot from Google Statistics of where people are reading Carry On Langport from across the globe.

Taken at 9.43am (Saturday), the figures take in the last 24 hours.

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He's got a point...



 Persimmon Homes spokesman defends hedge removal.

As contractors for Persimmon Homes make final preparations to dig out the stumps of the avenue of beech trees, the story has appeared on the front page of this week's Western Gazette.

The paper reports on the protest outside the on site sales office earlier this month with quotes from angry demonstrators.


At the end of the Gazette report is a quote from a Persimmomn Homes manager who points out that the removal of the hedge was legal and was clearly stated in the original planning application some years ago.

- and he's got a point. Where were the protestors (and indeed our local councillors) then?

It's a bit like complaining about a new road on the day they put the cats eyes in.

Apologies to come over a bit harsh but the valiant protests over the removal of the trees were too little too late.

The lesson here must be that if we object to planning applications, we need to get in there early and at the same time give our parish, town and district councillors a kick up the arse.


- and talking of planning...


The Town Council's put in for a boardwalk stretching from Cocklemoor to Black Bridge. For further details click on this link: (then click on the 'comments' tab to leave feedback with the district council)

https://www.southsomerset.gov.uk/planningdetails/?id=1802771FUL

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Friday, 5 October 2018

What a beauty...



 Another brilliant picture of 'times gone by' turns up.

Carry On Langport has again been sent another picture of life at Langport Primary School (they call it Huish Primary nowadays) years ago.

I thought this one was early 70s but have been told I'm 10 years out!

Any thoughts dear readers?

I can see where it was taken though, on the grass at the back up against the fencing for the old outdoor pool.

Many thanks to Annemarie for this beauty...

- and talking of beauties, check out Mr Prewett's moustache (now living at Bristol Zoo) - did he have a licence for that?


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Thursday, 4 October 2018

Postcard received from local police...



 ...as dozens of South Somerset officers take 'holiday leave'

Carry On Langport is delighted to announce it's received a postcard from a group of at least 50 Avon and Somerset police officers and detectives enjoying themselves on the Costa Del Sol this week.

The constabulary staff, in particular those who usually patrol the Martock area and surrounding towns and villages, are in Torremolinos - where the pubs and bars are open this week apparently.

We asked why they chose this week (can't imagine why) but too much Sangria had already been consumed unfortunately and so we couldn't get a straight answer.

There are no further details.

Well...actually there are...but I always think the Carry On Langport office looks better without flames around it.

That's it for this evening folks - log in again soon.


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TOWN ASSEMBLY - ALL WELCOME

Langport Town Trust's finances are still in dire straits and the trustees (town councillors) need to speak to locals/voters about it.

You may remember it was a black hole in the finances that lead to 'chapelgate' last summer and the subsequent resignation of a number of councillors.

The public meeting, also a question and answer session, is on Saturday 13th October at 1.30pm at the Ridgway Hall - that's the youth club building just off Bow Street.

It doesn't sound good folks - get down there, look at the options and have your say!

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Wednesday, 3 October 2018

Monday, 1 October 2018

Cheerio Geoffrey...



 Until next time.

Carry On Langport readers will be saddened by the news of the death of Geoffrey Hayes, the presenter of children's TV show Rainbow in the 1970s.

Many of us grew up with him, Zippy, George and Bungle.

In line with this blog's fondness of innuendo and as a tribute to Geoffrey...check out this hilarious never-broadcast Rainbow clip:


Geoffrey Hayes

1942 - 2018


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Carry On Langport's readership figures at the moment (as of 1st October):


- and the most read/clicked-on stories:


Data provided by Google Statistics.

That's it for this evening folks, carry on reading!

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